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~Happy lil housewife!~ Tuesday, Nov. 28, 2006 - 1:11 PM So, imagine my glee at having cleaned all the floors in this shithole of an apartment in approximately 45 min. Considering I've lived here for 6 years, and have struggled considerably with brooms, and rabbit shit....I've been fighting a never ending battle. Add the concrete dust onto that and ywah...can we say good luck? Well, this place is officially cleaner than it has ever been, and I am happier than I've ever been doing housework! All because my gf is a very odd person that went to visit her parents a few weeks ago, went into her dads shop, and said "OOOH! Daddy I want it!!! Can I have it???" What is the "it" you ask? Very simple..... MY and yes after raising an eyebrow over it, I have fallen in love, and adopted her as my own...Kris can eat a dick she's MINE! lol....*ahem* MY ladybug!
Isn't she awesome??? And seriously! She's a real Ladybug!
SHE EVEN HAS EYES!!! I honest to god thought her telling me she was bringing home a Ladybug vacume was just some weird thing she was snorting. Then it came home, I got confused, then amused, then I fell in love when I realized she was just for linoleum! So, in 45 min I cleaned everything, and got into places I never could..eg..UNDER THE RADIATOR!!! Fuck me am I a happy camper! This place is seriously cleaner than it has ever been. I can keep it that way too. Sometimes life is a good thing....and crazy girlfriends do come in handy. lol Yay! IVY ~WTF?~ - Saturday, Mar. 25, 2017 |
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