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~Webcam Wonders~ Monday, May. 05, 2003 - 9:46 PM When someone mentions the word "webcam" whats the first thing you think of? Porn? cyber sex? Ya right! How about this.......my first experience of seeing my byrd on her moms webcam. She mooned me! Yup, whipped her pants down, shoved her bare ass to the camera, and started slapping it like Mini Me. *sigh* No, sexual shit doesn't come to mind with us. Hell no! I had her walk the cam around her place giving me a bloody tour! We just can't be normal. So then I call Satan into the room. He lit right up when he saw her. He tripped out with a huge grin. So she starts showing him the beyblade she got him...he trips out. Then she pulls out a super whoppee cushion, and shows it. Ge freaked. The kid is obsessed with farting I swear. He is just like his dad.....but at the same time, a typical Alpha Male. His dad definately ain't no alpha....gamma maybe. But no alpha. So I had a half decent night pissing around online with my byrd. We must have been goofing off for about 4 hours atleast. I miss the shit out of her, and seeing her made it worse. But things are looking up, so I am just trying to achieve the impossible...being patient that is. So, I am off to bed, and Jay is off to her niece Dani's school. Satans teacher has Jay taking Flat Stanleys to Dani's school so that the kids in her class can write in the travel journals. Don't ask....read the books. So, today she is getting it done. That is too fucking cool. Satans class has their school work in England. It's a chance in a lifetime thing for most of those kids. When she returns, the flat stanleys come with, and the kids get to read what was written, then they are sending them to someone else. It's all pretty cool if you ask me. And incredible if you are 7 years old. So thats about that. I'm wasted and off to bed. But I shall be bitching about something tomorrow. Thats a given. Nite all! IVY ~WTF?~ - Saturday, Mar. 25, 2017 |
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