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~NOW CHINESE~ Wednesday, Sept. 03, 2003 - 11:31 PM >> >> >>I AM CHINESE! >> >>Wai... >>I'm not a cook, or a computer tech, or the owner of a laundromat. >>I don't live with my parents, I don't eat dog. I don't drive a souped-up Civic. >>And I don't know Ping, Ching or Wing from Beddingt Heights >>Although I'm certain they're very rice... I mean nice people. >> >>I use chopsticks, not a fork. I rarely drive on the sidewalk. >>I believe in giving cash, not gifts >>And I pronounce it HELLO, not HARRO. >>I can proudly wave my country's flag at a tank during a massacre, >> >>Dim sum IS brunch, Gwai-Los ARE white folk >>Jet Li can kick Van Damme's ass anyday. >>And it IS pronounced Gon Hay Fa Choi, not Gon HEE Fa >> >>China is the LARGEST country in Asia >>The FIRST nation of PING-PONG, >>And the BEST remaining COMMUNIST COUNTRY!! >>My name is FUNG!!! >>AND I AM CHINESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IVY ~WTF?~ - Saturday, Mar. 25, 2017 |
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